Me: "Kaylee, tell me a story.

Kaylee: "One upona time, Hannah get killed by a women and then prince kiss her and prince kiss her forever."

So.....did I ever come back to life then?

Kaylee taps me on the chin and says, "You should NEVER compare yourself, baby."

Me: "I should never compare myself?"

Kaylee: "yes"

Me: "thank you"

Kaylee: "HEYYYYY what that mean?!!"

"What are you going to wear to your wedding, Kaylee?"

Kaylee: "I want a FAT dress."

you know...every girl's dream. :)

Kaylee, explaining one of her art pieces to me:

"I draw a bumblebee-bird, an duh bumblebee-bird chase duh baby and EAT IT! Ommmmm!"

"I wanna marry Justin Bieber, but Selena Gomez...we will break his (Selena's) heart, CRACK! Cause she is love with Jussin Bieber!"

"I'm so scary!!!!"

translation: "I'm so scared!!!"

"Don't make me funny!"

translation: "Don't make me laugh!"

"Jesus, please get Mattie to love me an not say scary stuff!"

Kaylee: "How bout Jesus? How bout Jesus, Mattie?

Mattie: "What about Jesus?"

Kaylee: "How bout Jesus special?"

Mattie: "yep"

Kaylee: "How bout me, mattie? You love your sister?"

Mattie: "Yes. You love me?"

Kaylee: "mmm little bit."

"And I will pooshoo on your face. Dis das good?"

"Tomorrow, the first thing we're going to do is WAKE UP!"

....logically.