Me: "Kaylee, tell me a story.

Kaylee: "One upona time, Hannah get killed by a women and then prince kiss her and prince kiss her forever."

So.....did I ever come back to life then?

Kaylee taps me on the chin and says, "You should NEVER compare yourself, baby."

Me: "I should never compare myself?"

Kaylee: "yes"

Me: "thank you"

Kaylee: "HEYYYYY what that mean?!!"

"What are you going to wear to your wedding, Kaylee?"

Kaylee: "I want a FAT dress."

you know...every girl's dream. :)

Kaylee, explaining one of her art pieces to me:

"I draw a bumblebee-bird, an duh bumblebee-bird chase duh baby and EAT IT! Ommmmm!"

"I wanna marry Justin Bieber, but Selena Gomez...we will break his (Selena's) heart, CRACK! Cause she is love with Jussin Bieber!"

"I'm so scary!!!!"

translation: "I'm so scared!!!"

"Don't make me funny!"

translation: "Don't make me laugh!"

"Jesus, please get Mattie to love me an not say scary stuff!"

Kaylee: "How bout Jesus? How bout Jesus, Mattie?

Mattie: "What about Jesus?"

Kaylee: "How bout Jesus special?"

Mattie: "yep"

Kaylee: "How bout me, mattie? You love your sister?"

Mattie: "Yes. You love me?"

Kaylee: "mmm little bit."

"And I will pooshoo on your face. Dis das good?"

"Tomorrow, the first thing we're going to do is WAKE UP!"

....logically.

Kaylee was telling me some story she was making up about a girl eating a little boy. Then she says to me, "how bout you eat a little boy and little boy grow big in your tummy?"

must be how she thinks one gets pregnant.

fork

While eating noodles, Kaylee was asking me why people my age have boyfriends, and who is my boyfriend and who do I kiss everyday and then she starts kissing her fork and says, "Look! I'm kissing a fork!"

I said, "Why is your boyfriend a fork?"

"because I have a sword."

mistaken, i said, " because you have a soul?"

"I said because I have a sword, " then, mocking me, she says, "haha look, I'm eating my soul!"

"HOO-HAH!" means Karate

Kaylee has an obsession with sneaking up and scaring people, but instead of saying "boo!" she says "PONG!"

A song Kaylee wrote at Christmas:

"Mattie, Mattie, Mattie bad girl" (to the tune of Deck the Halls)

"Good morning wear this?" means "Am I going to wear this tomorrow?"

Around Christmas, she brought a Barbie to my mom and said, "Kaylee like this doll, it have long hair and long boobies."

On the way home from church today, Kaylee was singing Justin Beiber:

"I know you love me, I know you care, I know you TICKLISH!" and then she tickled me haha

"Look at my FEET!"....she just pulls this out randomly...don't know why...for example, a conversation might go like this:

Kaylee is sitting on the couch eating an apple

Me: "Hi Kaylee, is that a good apple?"

Kaylee:...no response...

Me: "I love you!"

Kaylee: "Awwww look at my feet! Aww my feet"

No Real Explanation For That One.

"Awwwww Kiss Kiiiisss"...anytime she sees people kissing

I once had an African-American friend over, and Kaylee, while rubbing her skin, asked "Why you dark? I don't like-uh dark."

Today, I was following Kaylee upstairs, and she spanked herself in my face every step. Charming, really...

Kaylee, while playing the lowest two notes on the piano : "I AM THE HOLY LORD! I AM THE HOLY LORD! MUAHHH HAHAHAHAHAH"....i do worry....

EVERY time I introduce Kaylee to a boy "ohhhh dis she your boyfriend? you like to kiss her? ohhh you kiss her everyday!!" Kaylee gets her "she"s and "her"s and "him"s and "his"s mixed up quite often...

Once, (who am I kidding, this happens all the time, but...) I was holding Kaylee while my sister was introducing me to some guy and Kaylee whispers in my ear "You see that pretty boy?(as she giggles and giggles and giggles) You like to kiss him everyday? Yes, you like to kiss him everyday."

I picked Kaylee up and she screamed at me to put her down and said, "NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

Mattie and Kaylee in a fight:

Kaylee: "but I has flowers"

Mattie: "yeah, flowers mean you get pollen in your nose, HAH!"

Kaylee: "well how bout you has nose beard"

"Hey! I wanna tell you somethin, I like money and tv and spicy chicken."

"I like to be fabulous...fabulous. Do you like to be fabulous?"