Kaylee was telling me some story she was making up about a girl eating a little boy. Then she says to me, "how bout you eat a little boy and little boy grow big in your tummy?"

must be how she thinks one gets pregnant.

fork

While eating noodles, Kaylee was asking me why people my age have boyfriends, and who is my boyfriend and who do I kiss everyday and then she starts kissing her fork and says, "Look! I'm kissing a fork!"

I said, "Why is your boyfriend a fork?"

"because I have a sword."

mistaken, i said, " because you have a soul?"

"I said because I have a sword, " then, mocking me, she says, "haha look, I'm eating my soul!"