fork

While eating noodles, Kaylee was asking me why people my age have boyfriends, and who is my boyfriend and who do I kiss everyday and then she starts kissing her fork and says, "Look! I'm kissing a fork!"

I said, "Why is your boyfriend a fork?"

"because I have a sword."

mistaken, i said, " because you have a soul?"

"I said because I have a sword, " then, mocking me, she says, "haha look, I'm eating my soul!"